Oh my
The bad dates were the polite boring ones, with each party vainly trying to come up with a plausible excuse to end the agony early.
The not so bad ones faced up the facts quickly.
I wouldn't presume to bore you with the details.
It was such a relief to get into a long term relationship and to just spend our evenings watching bad TV.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 14:46, 12 replies)

congratulations on wasting your one brief and precious moment of existence

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 14:47, closed)

Some of us have simple needs, Doc.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:30, closed)

And it should be legal to kill and eat such bovine lumps.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:55, closed)

Keep your hands of my marbling!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 16:11, closed)

I'm just rubbing you with salt and oil.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 16:21, closed)

This isn't the way I envisaged our dinner date.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 16:51, closed)

Surely something about your post count would be appropriate here?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:23, closed)

sod it, this'll do
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:22, closed)

which is why we love him

( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:23, closed)

Yeah, it's cool.
Your other half fucking anyone else that moves isn't a problem, don't give it a second thought.
I only assume that because this is one of the dullest and most weakly self-assured posts I've read in a long time.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 19:25, closed)

I'll take that as a compliment
especially coming from you.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 3:04, closed)

Great come-back.
Watch out for the indications she is cheating -- you'll see them now.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 18:30, closed)