Bad Dates
Tell us about your least successful date. Arrive late? Forget their name? Show them goatse on your phone just as the main course arrived? Or was it the other way around?
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chthonic, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 16:27)
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I once went to dinner with a colleague and his wife.
Long story short after the port and cheese she pegged him in the arse with a hefty strap-on jack.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 14:57,
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A jack?
Was it pneumatic?
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:03,
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She was actually quite tender with it
which was somehow considerably more disturbing than if she'd just rammed the thing in like an angry stoat chasing a rabbit.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:06,
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So this was more like a leering, seductive stoat?
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:14,
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Yes.
If stoats are translucent and penis-shaped.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 16:14,
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I'd rather jack.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:35,
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There are, I understand, 50 ways to make you jack.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:42,
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+son
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:45,
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Man I remember that!
I remember my cousin getting that one, and I were well jell.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:57,
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I didn't know Peter Stringfellow skied.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:59,
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Oh man.
I fucking loved those things.
I bet Rob Leese Jones uses them as starter-toys on new 'models' ... :(
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 16:12,
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does one of them involve Fleetwood Mac?
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andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:17,
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PLAY A SONG FOR ME STRAP-ON JACK STRAP-ON JACK
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 16:56,
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How uncivilised
Port and cheese should be followed by anal beads. The strap on should be served with the cognac on retiring to the lounge.
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wakeupandsmellthebacon, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 1:12,
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