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Tell us about your least successful date. Arrive late? Forget their name? Show them goatse on your phone just as the main course arrived? Or was it the other way around?

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 16:27)
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I once went to dinner with a colleague and his wife.
Long story short after the port and cheese she pegged him in the arse with a hefty strap-on jack.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 14:57, 13 replies)
A jack?
Was it pneumatic?
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:03, closed)
She was actually quite tender with it
which was somehow considerably more disturbing than if she'd just rammed the thing in like an angry stoat chasing a rabbit.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:06, closed)
So this was more like a leering, seductive stoat?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:14, closed)
Yes.
If stoats are translucent and penis-shaped.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 16:14, closed)
I'd rather jack.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:35, closed)
There are, I understand, 50 ways to make you jack.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:42, closed)


+son
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:45, closed)
Man I remember that!
I remember my cousin getting that one, and I were well jell.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:57, closed)
I didn't know Peter Stringfellow skied.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:59, closed)
Oh man.
I fucking loved those things.

I bet Rob Leese Jones uses them as starter-toys on new 'models' ... :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 16:12, closed)
does one of them involve Fleetwood Mac?

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:17, closed)
PLAY A SONG FOR ME STRAP-ON JACK STRAP-ON JACK

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 16:56, closed)
How uncivilised
Port and cheese should be followed by anal beads. The strap on should be served with the cognac on retiring to the lounge.
(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 1:12, closed)

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