
Tell us about your least successful date. Arrive late? Forget their name? Show them goatse on your phone just as the main course arrived? Or was it the other way around?
( , Thu 17 Oct 2013, 16:27)
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Fuck's sake - I reckon it would be easier to just approach people with legal contracts and a CV.
( , Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:07, 18 replies)

Mind you, I thought that about Batman Forever, but repeat viewings disabused me of that notion.
( , Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:11, closed)

It's got that Gwyneth "Always about to cry" Paltrow in it.
Even when she's trying to do sexy she looks like a sulky 16yo that's going to write a poem about it all.
( , Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:17, closed)

contract there has to be consideration.
You have to give her something in return for letting you fuck her.
I find £20 usually works, er, I mean a friend of mine said that.
( , Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:10, closed)

"Would you have sex with me for £1,000,000?"
"Sure!"
"In that case, will you have sex with me for £5?"
"No! What kind of girl do you think I am?!"
"Well we've established that, my dear - now we're just negotiating a price."
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received a 10 page CV. It had among other things
A photo of himself
Lists of films he liked with reviews
Lists of books he liked with reviews
Lists of TV programs he liked with reviews
They say your CV should stand out from the rest but not perhaps because it's the most laughable piece of shit the HR department has ever seen
( , Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:23, closed)

It was easily the most interesting CV I've ever read. Shame they had no relevant skills or qualifications really.
( , Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:27, closed)

That sounds like the start of a terrible joke, but it's true O_o
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