Although I did cum on her tits
it does mean that if the Police get a sample of my DNA, they'll be able to connect me to the murder.
( Muns, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 13:34, 6 replies)

That's why I always keep a syringe of unsullied teenage jizz in my pocket.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 13:51, closed)

I think tramp jizz would be a better idea.
1) It's less creepy to obtain than teen jizz, and they'll generally supply it in exchange for a can of special brew.

2) If they get caught, the worst that will happen is they'll get a lengthy custodial sentence. This gets them off the street, into drug rehabilitation, educates and trains them in readiness for their release.

Win-win.
( Muns, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 13:57, closed)

I think you've just stumbled upon a lucrative business model here.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 13:58, closed)

Am oat.

( Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:13, closed)

You would need to be on the national database or hope that the police do not
do a collection of DNA from males in a certain geographic radius of the crime.

Wear a condom and catch buses and trains to the prospective murder sites. The warning to not shit on your own doorstep has never been better advised when it comes to raping and killing.

Also, carry a carbon dioxide fire extinguisher and bleach.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 16:44, closed)

And presumably a nice book for the train and/or bus.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 23 Oct 2013, 17:15, closed)