Unfortunately the only country songs we knew were Stand By Your Man and the theme from Rawhide.
Star Wars.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 17:57, 15 replies)

There's nowt wrong with Dolly!

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 29 Jul 2013, 18:56, closed)

Jolene is in my top three songs of all time.
Somebody once said he liked it 'ironically' so I sucked out his eyeball and spat it up his arse.

And Stand By Your Man is Tammy, you crimson fuckend.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 19:01, closed)

That was a bit of a gay thing to do. Are you gay?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 19:11, closed)

I can be whatever you want me to be.
Do you want me to be gay?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 19:22, closed)

I meant the Rawhide one.
Wasn't that Dolly?
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 29 Jul 2013, 20:18, closed)

Not unless she wrote it when she was 12.
What kind of gay cowboy are you?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 20:21, closed)

Yeeeehah!
Wanna sing songs around the fire and eat beans?
If you do post a recent photo below.
Thanks.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 29 Jul 2013, 20:22, closed)

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 20:23, closed)

This should probably win.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 20:24, closed)

I've clicked it and strongly advise everyone else to, too.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 20:57, closed)

go to bed dad, you're drunk.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 21:16, closed)

This post here
considering that shambo and janet are often awake and posting at the "gayshift" ends of each day is actually quite scary.
Personally I thought they were man and wife.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:21, closed)

What's the deal with his right hand?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 23:25, closed)

I didn't notice his hand.
I was staring at his cock and his charmingly 'thick as fuck' face.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 7:59, closed)

He looks thoroughly ashamed,
which I find heartening.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:37, closed)