Bad Ideas
"Let's get all the fireworks and pile dog shit on top of them". I can't believe I actually said that, and I still can't believe I was the one who lit them and couldn't run away in time. Tell us about your spectacularly misjudged ideas.
Suggested by Pig Bodine
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 13:15)
Farting into a mug and then sniffing the contents
As bad an ideas as it is, everyone who has never tried it will now feel compelled to.
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CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 15:03,
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Then...
drinking from said mug
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CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 15:05,
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I don't feel in any way compelled to try this
Do I need to be really really really thick?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 15:19,
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Maybe. Or just fascinated by the smells your body is capable of making.
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CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 15:20,
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So that's a yes.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 16:07,
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You fucking amateur.
You fart into your hand, and then quickly 'throw' it into another person's pint glass, when there is a nice gap at the top.
I guaranteee that good times will ensue.
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Dr Doctor Can't you see I'm burning burning?, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 15:38,
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Well of course I've done that
The 'Dutch hand grenade' into a friend's drink was de rigeur at one point, but sometimes you just want to sample your own wares.
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CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 15:46,
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I remember this place before it was overrun by thick chavs
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 15:56,
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When was that?
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 18:02,
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Before your time.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 18:03,
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No, I'm Tessa Sanderson.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 17:45,
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