Bad Ideas"Let's get all the fireworks and pile dog shit on top of them". I can't believe I actually said that, and I still can't believe I was the one who lit them and couldn't run away in time. Tell us about your spectacularly misjudged ideas.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 13:15)
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In the words of my mate: "Don't you hate it when you say something dickish trying to be funny, and people miss it and just think you're a dick?"Thus at the weekend at a family party, having returned from a mission, I said to my sister, across the table, "I see there's a shop down the road called Country Butchers - does it belong to David Cameron?! Ahem! Ahem!"
Which got me stared at by everyone like I'm fucking special.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 10:43,
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That was due to the terrible joke. Not your "controversy"(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 12:18,
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dint mention any controversy soz(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 12:22,
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Always difficult to say the right thingwhen you've got your sister across the table.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 28 Jul 2014, 13:41,
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A mate of mine at workcame into the kitchen and a propos of nothing, in front of a lot of folk including the lovely new girl of African descent, did a very loud impression of The Fast Show's "Johnny Nice Painter".
Thankfully for him, I saved him from disciplinary proceedings with the appropriately disapproving "....johnny...!".
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