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"Let's get all the fireworks and pile dog shit on top of them". I can't believe I actually said that, and I still can't believe I was the one who lit them and couldn't run away in time. Tell us about your spectacularly misjudged ideas.

Suggested by Pig Bodine

(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 13:15)
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In the words of my mate: "Don't you hate it when you say something dickish trying to be funny, and people miss it and just think you're a dick?"
Thus at the weekend at a family party, having returned from a mission, I said to my sister, across the table, "I see there's a shop down the road called Country Butchers - does it belong to David Cameron?! Ahem! Ahem!"

Which got me stared at by everyone like I'm fucking special.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 10:43, 4 replies)
That was due to the terrible joke. Not your "controversy"

(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 12:18, closed)
dint mention any controversy soz

(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 12:22, closed)
Always difficult to say the right thing
when you've got your sister across the table.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 13:41, closed)
A mate of mine at work
came into the kitchen and a propos of nothing, in front of a lot of folk including the lovely new girl of African descent, did a very loud impression of The Fast Show's "Johnny Nice Painter".

Thankfully for him, I saved him from disciplinary proceedings with the appropriately disapproving "....johnny...!".
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 17:39, closed)

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