b3ta.com qotw
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Question of the Week » Bad Ideas » Post 2333460 | Search
This is a question Bad Ideas

"Let's get all the fireworks and pile dog shit on top of them". I can't believe I actually said that, and I still can't believe I was the one who lit them and couldn't run away in time. Tell us about your spectacularly misjudged ideas.

Suggested by Pig Bodine

(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 13:15)
Pages: Popular, 4, 3, 2, 1

« Go Back

Why do some people give their kids stupid fucking names?

Poor reporter.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 13:19, 17 replies)
They named their son Benders.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 13:21, closed)
Yer - there's been a couple of these on the BBC:
This is a good one:


I think what happens is that the BBC have a farm of cub/junior/house reporters, or work experience kids or whatever, and the old hands enjoy making jokes at their expense.

I used to enjoy getting "facts" into the stuff I worked on - I once managed to get "36 has been scientifically proven to be the most arousing number" into an international travel magazine.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 13:34, closed)
You're probably right.
But its not very professional. This is the BBC news, not Viz.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 13:50, closed)
Two words:
Spaghetti harvest.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:07, closed)
There's a groundsman called Mike who is often mentioned by Sky Cricket pundits.
For some reason they always call him by his full name, Michael Hunt
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 13:37, closed)

(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 13:54, closed)
Nah, groundsman at Lords for donkeys years.
Got serious cancers now unfortunately.
(lols antidote)
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:12, closed)
There's a Mike Hunt who works at the college I went to.

(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 15:18, closed)
went to college down in that there camborne!
I once was in a meeting when a couple of latecomers came in and introduced themselves, everyone looked down and averted each others eyes when michael hunt introduced himself.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 4:23, closed)
I did indeed.
The weird thing is that he went by the name Mike. They used to say his name over the intercom all the time and it never clicked.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 12:46, closed)
I used to know a Richard Head
For some reason his mates called him Dick.

Or back when I was a student, one of the girls in the house was called Jenny Taylor. I have no idea how we missed that one!
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 17:19, closed)

« Go Back

Pages: Popular, 4, 3, 2, 1