Going to university.
It's a trap.
(SSSSSSSSSS, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 6:42, 17 replies)

Only if you go to a shit one
or take a pointless, soft degree. Or fail to get a first.

I suppose for most people, it's a tax on hubris really.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 8:05, closed)

Bollocks
I got a 2:2 from Lake Windermere University (LWU) studying Adam Woodyatt and now I'm in charge of that conveyor belt thing at Argos.
(Andrew Avetoom, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 8:45, closed)

Alright, Albert. Which hotshot university spits out graduates who can't tell "its" from "it's" and spell "speech" as "speach"?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 10:25, closed)

Christ
So someone drops an apostrophe when posting on a comedy website, from a phone.

Whatever makes you feel better about your tragic life in a northern shithole.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 10:37, closed)

Are you in banking?

(SSSSSSSSSS, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 11:07, closed)

I have a bank account.
If that's what you mean.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 11:27, closed)

I haven't lived in the north for over twenty years, Bertie. Soz.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 13:17, closed)

Fair enough.
However, I feel the main thrust of my point remains.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 13:31, closed)

the bit that went "boohoohoo even my new account is thick and unpopular"?
yeah ... that bit came through loud and clear
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 16:18, closed)

^

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 17:44, closed)

I don't completely understand the mawkish instincts which drew me to this dark corner of the internet, but I'm absolutely positive it wasn't because I wanted to be 'popular' amongst a bunch of anonymous arseholes. I hate all of you. I'm only here because the abuse amuses me.

Is that what you've been working towards all these years? Popularity on an internet forum? How shit must your real life be?
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 20:20, closed)

no need to overdo it

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 20:44, closed)

Someone from the Saltwater Pool University?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 14:12, closed)

Are you conscious of posting this witless shit?
Or is it some kind of autistic reflex.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 14:40, closed)

Pavlov would have a field day, in here.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 14:56, closed)

Because all the users are fat cunts and would DEMOLISH such a lovely cake?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 18:13, closed)

Are you Admiral Akbar?
(sleepmonkey, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 14:57, closed)