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"Let's get all the fireworks and pile dog shit on top of them". I can't believe I actually said that, and I still can't believe I was the one who lit them and couldn't run away in time. Tell us about your spectacularly misjudged ideas.

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(, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 13:15)
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Those stories below remind me of a story told by my stepson.

Apparently he and a friend made the mistake of taking a guided tour of Auschwitz while still tripping from the previous night's massive drugs debauchery.

Not what you think though, they weren't freaked out by an LSD induced exaggeration of the horrors of the final solution or anything like that, it's worse - the entire party had to endure the tour sound-tracked by their barely stifled giggling.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 5:24, 15 replies)
Your stepson and his mates are pricks.
Just saying like.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 8:55, closed)

Erm... that's why the story is entered under 'misjudged ideas', it made them look like pricks. If they were pricks, it wouldn't have been a mis-judgement.

Just saying like.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 23:24, closed)

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 4:03, closed)
It also completely ruined the trip for anyone who had to put up with their prickishness
It made them look like pricks because they were pricks
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 9:06, closed)
I fear this story has been exaggerated somewhat from repeated re-telling.
LSD? What, on a stag-do in Krakow?

I think what most likely happened in reality is that they were mildly hungover and one of them whispered something inappropriate which nobody else heard.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 10:07, closed)
See, I read it as there being no LSD involved, at all,
and the group of revellers being merely stoned.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 10:09, closed)
But there is a very strong implication that LSD was involved, no doubt to add a bit of edge to an otherwise very dull story.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 10:16, closed)
It's the lack of capitals/bold type on MASSIVE DRUGS
that had lured you in to taking him seriously. Shame on you, J H Christ.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 10:55, closed)

But new Zealanders don't do MASSIVE DRUGS. They do massive drugs, which is much the same thing, just without shouting about it all the time.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 23:34, closed)
I fear that isn't what you really think.
I think you're most likely just saying that to make yourself look confrontational and tough, when in fact you're a lonely pansy nobody listens to.

You really think this is an ace cool story.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 23:42, closed)
Actually, Auschwitz is renowned for people laughing there, due to surpressed inappropriateness and nervousness.
I'm going there in August - I bet I manage to accidentally goose-step around screaming NAZI slogans at the top of my voice for half an hour, or something.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:17, closed)
No doubt your work will make you free.

(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 19:51, closed)

You know, I'm going to pass that on. I genuinely think he'll be relieved to hear it.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 23:26, closed)
He'll still be a prick though.

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 10:25, closed)
The mrs and I ate some sandwiches in mengeles hut. It was nice to be out of the sun

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 5:27, closed)

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