I once rolled a joint of freeze dried coffee.
It was harsh.
I say "rolled", but " drunkenly mashed together " would be more accurate.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:00, 1 reply)

are you all absolute fucking morons?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:06, closed)

Are you new here?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:21, closed)

I'm an eternal optimist.
Every week I put the past behind me and expect the best of people.

And what do I get? Folk who smoke painkillers and try to dissolve weed cuttings in fucking nail polish remover.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 21:02, closed)

I see your problem.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 30 Jul 2014, 21:46, closed)

I'm just too handsome.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 22:02, closed)

Not the problem I had in mind but fair comment.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 30 Jul 2014, 22:15, closed)

Don't fret, old bean.

I don't think everyone here takes this as seriously as you do. Life is capable of throwing up better surprises than a decent set of answers to qotw - try and raise your goals a smidgen.

With a bit of effort, thought and energy, I'm sure you can crawl out of your depressive hole. Maintain a focus on what you really want from life, do this and I can assure you, you'll be out the council house in no time. Imagine that... No more Asda baked beans in the pizza oven. No more plastic cutlery. No more value toilet paper. No more pesky social services visits. No more money in the meter. No more pain. No more psychiatric evaluations. No more Monday mornings at Stoke job centre. No more loneliness. No more. No more. No more. Repeat. Repeat. I will stand for this no more. I will take this no more. I. Will. Take. This. No. More.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 21:58, closed)

.......
.....you're wanking aren't you?
(Andrew Avetoom, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 22:25, closed)

he crywanks every time he replies to me or writes about me
which is ... every single time he posts on here

It'd be flattering if he weren't such a creepy fantasist.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 11:05, closed)

Relax, old chap.

Work is out there, you just need to look in the right places.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 11:20, closed)

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 30 Jul 2014, 20:48, closed)