I love lush with the best of them
but for gods sake LEEDS LUSH STAFF! I am not your toy to be pounced upon the very second I sniff your shop, my hair is very red, please stop smiling at me like that, yes I think it looks nice too. Please stop smiling at me like that! I am going to buy some products yes, please stop smiling you're scaring me, no-one can smile that much without getting TMJ, right please stop touching my hair now, FUCKING STOP! GIVE ME A BATH BOMB SO I CAN FUCK OFF HOME THANK YOU! I honestly wonder if they try to stress you out so much that when you get in the bath after buying your bath bomb anything will relax you so their products seem more effective.
( Mrs. Spatum, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 23:05, 2 replies)

Mrs Sp@m
Sorry to hear about the hair-touching and things, but that is deffinatly one of the amazingly crap ideas that come from management. They say the staff need to smile and approach EVERY single customer until you get a conversation going as there is more chance of a sale. I fucking hated making conversations like that as it's the most unnatural thing in the world, but if your hair is the talking point, then they will go straight for it.
(one-winged-angel-616 isn't as depressed as she sounds, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 8:00, closed)

It's ok, I am not blaming you, it's just as you said - very false.
It feels so awkward, usually I wait outside until it's really busy and then I try to run in smell as many stuff as I can so I can choose quick, run to the till and then speed out - I have not once been successful in avoiding their clutches. It's becoming and actual task now.
( Mrs. Spatum, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 8:17, closed)

Lush Coventry has some (well one) infuriatingly
annoying bloke, who incessantly pushes himself in your face trying to make conversation.

If I want help, I'll frakkin' ask for it!

Having them come over and get all touchy feely with my hair would likely send me into a furious rage; well done for not actually killing any of them.
( LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 8:17, closed)