Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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Unexpected consequences.As a teenager the only time I got to wank was in the bath. One day, after a massive wankathon, my mother decided she needed a bath and, to save money on heating, would use my bath water. All was well, until my father realised that my mother had become pregnant while he was stationed in Germany.
My father still thinks my mother cheated and she still thinks she is the blessed Mary reincarnated.
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I believe this so hard I think one of my lobes has dropped off.(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 18:59, closed)
Well..... It's as true as Mary was a Virgin.
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Mary WAS a VirginAs long as you don't count anal.
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HahahahahhahaaGood work!
I await the Upset Online Brigade.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:21,
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Ha haI had the same worry about a certain sponge - it was a sphere, meant to hang on a rope in a shower. But the rope had pulled out leaving a handy hole in the sponge, just right for my bathtime antics. Until I realised how slimy it got, and that my mother presumably used the sponge for washing. I have no hairy-handed young siblings though.
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