I used to work in an Aerospace factory
A guy looked over the top of a toilet cubicle and caught someone wanking. This guy told everyone what he had seen. What should have happened was the guy should have been sacked for peeking over the top of toilet cubicles. What actually happened was the other guy got sacked for wanking in the toilets. I think they sacked him for an "unsanctioned break"

Cunt and Cunts.
( Peej, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:05, 8 replies)

unsanctioned break
I would have argued unfair dismissal.
(waxdart hello., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:05, closed)

Yeah, but imagine the employment tribunal

(leviticus no longer likes the cut of your gib on, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:53, closed)

wow
you used to make aerospace!
(little lord muthafuckin fauntleroy, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:37, closed)

nothing wrong with a wank at work
especially when your self employed :D
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:07, closed)

I'm on my 2nd one today
I'm I'm not self-employed
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:22, closed)

You've had enough for one day
It's making you stammer.
( Sonic the Hedgetrimmer doesn't care what you think, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 11:06, closed)

It doesn't ring true.
If this really happened then it must be recorded, so you can tell us where and who.
I also think it odd that HR gave a fuck either way about toilet activities.
As to tribunal, I would rather turn up at a tribunal and say I was, I don't know, "Shaking urine from my penis, when someone peered over the barrier at me." than the alternative of going away and knowing Mr Perv and Perverts Inc were still going strong and I had no restitution.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 18:09, closed)

It's true
It was for an American company based in the UK, the guy who was fired wasn't exactly the smartest peanut in the turd and didn't fight it. They were very strict about breaks.
( Peej, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:37, closed)