Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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Yes, he was a total arsehole...I had a boyfriend who begged and pleaded with me to flick the bean in front of him as he said it would be really hot.
So I did.
He then ripped the piss out of me mercilessly saying stuff like "oh I bet you lie around all weekend rubbing one out" and actually told some of his mates.
I wish I'd killed him the day I met him as I'd be out on licence now.
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Sallyrsm, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:41,
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Was He7 years old?
Sounds like a kid's behaviour.
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:46,
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What kind of a tit... would take the piss out of lass who knows how to please herself ?
Clearly the child needed a few lessons.
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Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:47,
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WinkerMe and the missus do that all the time. Do it accross the room casually staring into each others souls - its like 3d pron
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I'll be happy to watch(, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:03, closed)
What is this a swingers site or something?
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emergency_pants Today I smell of... tea tree, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:06,
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POIDHActually, you got off lightly. If it happened now there'd be photos or even a video all over t'internet.
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What a twat.Laughing at sexual activity with your significant other is unforgivable. Besides, watching that IS hot.
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:11,
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agreedwatching a lady getting herself off is a huge turn on
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