I like to think that I am THE wanking disaster
as I have been known to conclude an argument with male workmates with 'Oh, and I KNOW you'll be thinking of ME when you have a wank!'

Never heard back if they did, but they wouldn't tell me now, would they?
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 9:51, 9 replies)

Depends what you are wearing.
Nice to think little babs out there are down to your lovely face...or boobs...or ....
(boozehound is drinking your bar dry, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 9:53, closed)

It's practically
impossible to plant that seed in a males brain and for that not to happen at least once imo. Can't remember what comedian did this but he was bantering with a teenage kid (16) in his audience and said that next time you wank, just at the vinegar strokes, you will think of me....Poor kid, ha!
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:01, closed)

Aye. It's like saying 'don't think of an elephant'.
I mean, not that Juan's...I didn't mean...I'll get me coat.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:02, closed)

haha yeah
Reminds me of ghostbusters, when whatever they think of will be the harbringer of doom and destruction -

I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never ever possibly destroy us. Mr. Stay Puft!

And don't worry about Juan, she is a hot milf in real life. Mums net is just way too tame for her sense of humour ;)
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:27, closed)

*clicks on Juan Quar's profile - piccy attached?*
*Disappointed*
(McChinaman banned, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:48, closed)

I did that...
And now have tears in my eyes.
( bane, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:08, closed)

heheheheheh
Got you lot too now.

*lounges back on leopardskin cushions*
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:33, closed)

I have already warned Mrs. Arrow
That if I shout Juan Quar during climax, it means I love you in Spanish. ;)
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:55, closed)

Heh
It's always wise to plan ahead.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:24, closed)