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This is a question Bastard Colleagues

You've all known one. The brown-nosing fucker, the 'comedian', the drunk, the gossip and of course the weird one with no mates who goes bell ringing, looks like Mr Majika and sports a monk's haircut (and is a woman).

Tell us about yours...

Thanks to Deskbound for the idea

(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 9:09)
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I'm self-employed
and it's just me. Not much fun at the Christmas party I can tell you. Well, not until I have a few pints and start fancying myself.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 10:15, 8 replies)
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Do you sneak off to have sex with yourself in a cupboard, too?
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 10:22, closed)
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And photocopy your bum and hide it in your desk to discover later?
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 10:28, closed)
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And do you fiddle your own expenses?

And do you hide from yourself in the loo (and potentially do a Pooflake while you're at it)?
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 10:30, closed)
Do you turn up late!
Just to piss yourself off!
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 10:47, closed)
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And do you steal from your own stationery cupboard?

This could go on for ages, couldn't it?
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 10:49, closed)
Worst of all:
i've just had to give myself a written warning for spending too much time on b3ta. Two more and i'll be escorted from the building*.


*Spare bedroom
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 10:53, closed)
I feel your pain.
I use alot of casual labour and sub contractors.
Afer a year of dealing with the knob that is me. I hired my wife.
Now I can bang the secretary and not get in trouble:)
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 10:58, closed)
I'm also s/e
and every fucking day is Take Your Kids to Work day...
(, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 23:03, closed)

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