One of ma class mates is a REAL BASTARD!
He always make fun of me and if i coud, I woud stab his brain with a dentist drill }:[

Btw, nice question week suggestion Deskbound ;)
(Deltikon Your mouth is round for a reson >:], Tue 29 Jan 2008, 16:39, 9 replies)

dentist's drill
Killing your classmate could be seen as illegal and you would probably go to prison, where you'd most likely be raped by tattooed men. A better strategy would be to mention all of his faults here and then tell him that people all over the world have been laughing at him. But he might kill you as a result. It's difficult, isn't it?
(frankspencer, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 17:14, closed)

Indeed.
I'd suggest extra English tuition to get away from him.
(MrC. Having the most boring username on b3ta since 2004, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 17:16, closed)

Do you
have a speech impediment of the typing kind?
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 17:23, closed)

^^^Winner!

(MrC. Having the most boring username on b3ta since 2004, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 17:25, closed)

good idea =D
he's a small child bully and he's a retarded because he played with a dangerous used firework (the cheapy rocket ones), and because of that, he blowed up his 2 fingers on his left hand lol xD

Oh yea, really good to cool down :)

btw, i said IF I COULD kill him with a dentist drill :P
(Deltikon Your mouth is round for a reson >:], Tue 29 Jan 2008, 20:20, closed)

Er...
Anyone who can make any sense of the above post, please PM me.
(hypnoticme is an anarcho-syndicalist commune, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 1:39, closed)

Sorry.
Brain reached critical after the first 3 words. Am shutting down to prevent further damage due to pisstyping.
++Melon Error++Redo++Melon++fxzzzzzzzz*
( Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 2:10, closed)

Eh?
So this kid's a bastard because he hurt himself with a firework? Sorry: I thought I was reasonably bright, but I'm baffled.

Speech impediment of the typing kind. Tee hee.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 9:22, closed)

Enzyme...
I often suffer from the affliction of dyslexic fingers. The amount of time I spend going through posts and correcting bod tipping...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:22, closed)