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You've all known one. The brown-nosing fucker, the 'comedian', the drunk, the gossip and of course the weird one with no mates who goes bell ringing, looks like Mr Majika and sports a monk's haircut (and is a woman).

Tell us about yours...

Thanks to Deskbound for the idea

(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 9:09)
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I work in Richmond park and one of the sadder aspects of my job is to keep the deer numbers down.

One afternoon we realised we had left our shotguns at home. The work had to be done that day and we didn't have time to go back, so my friend had the rather bizarre solution of battering them with his artificial limb! The carcasses could then be stacked up and dealt with afterwards.

Anyway, in order to keep a tab on the numbers, each time we battered one of the animals we put a little asterisk on the side of our weapon.

It was all going well when, halfway through the job, by partner stopped and looked at me in astonishment.

"You do realise what we have here, don't you?" he asked.
"No?" I replied, "What's that?"

"We have a PART-STARRED CULL LEG".

And indeed we did.
(, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 13:48, 7 replies)
SHeet
how much time did you waste thinking of that?
(, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 13:57, closed)
!
About three minutes.
(, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 14:16, closed)
cull
only one person needs culling around here

xx
(, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 14:43, closed)
to add....
a bit of pedantisism (?!?) you don't cull deer with a shotgun (you use a rifle (or artificial limb))
(, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 14:54, closed)
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We used a shot gun. (And subsequently, an artificial leg).
(, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 15:10, closed)
@Studentken
To be a real pedant, the word you were searching for was 'pedantry'.

Athangyew.
(, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 15:23, closed)
Sweet Jesus Christ
leave and don't ever come back

:|
(, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 4:03, closed)

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