Fans will remember that my stepmother is an utter bitch.
Fresh from blacking my dad's eyes, and making him sleep in the shed for a few days for ... god knows what ... she decided that his first daughter's wedding was off-limits, as my stepmother had insisted that she was more important to him.

Like any abusive relationship, it was incredibly difficult to watch as he allowed her to get her way time and time and time and time again. He'd been with her for several years, and has managed to father a son by her too, meaning she had him literally by the balls.

The day of the wedding came, and there was significant sadness. My uncle had been lined up to give my sister away, and all the other plans were laid for a typical, lower-middle class white wedding.

My mother, sister and I were at the reception venue that morning putting up the decorations and so forth. We were outside having a break, when who did we see striding across the field towards us?

My dad.

He's only looked back to contact my half-brother, and now he's of age, he doesn't need to go via her any more.


Previous stepmother-related fun:

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( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:13, 6 replies)

Stunning
Also, is your sig a Serenity quote?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:18, closed)

A-Team.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:22, closed)

Also
Star Trek (the new 'un)
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:39, closed)

Damn, that's what I was thinking of
Still prefer Serenity though
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:28, closed)

Words fail me
She is truly a lunatic! What's with getting her clothes off all the time? The fact she is quite hot is intriguing but not if you’re tenuously related to her :\
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:54, closed)

I thought my ex-step mum was crazy
but yours takes the biscuit, then takes all other biscuits and force-feeds them to her until she explodes.
( SigmaX0 Dear Die Hard. You rock!, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:35, closed)

Fabulous
Ti's both a bit sad and truly excellent that it took this occasion for your dad to realise this, however i can't possibly think of a better thing to have seen than your dad rocking up unexpected to give your sister away!

have a click, and give your old man a pat on the back!
( the pink chicken sniffer sniffs pink chickens., Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:49, closed)

it's good that he finally left her
but that woman needs a serious case of cunting in the fuck, with added electro-shock therapy
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 21:06, closed)

She needs to be voltage calmed.

Yes

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(AndyC4m Eject Eject [><], Wed 11 Aug 2010, 9:24, closed)