When I was about 15 years of age...
I brought back a girlfriend back to my bedroom, and hoped I might get some *rumpy-pumpy*, or at a minimum some *touchy-fumble*...

Sadly, she was unimpressed with my (very cool, and not at all immature) cabin bed, and the small ladder up to it didn't do anything for her either apparently.

I slept* alone.

*wept
(Pat_Gash, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:39, 7 replies)

What sort of girl
turns down membership to the 4ft high club?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:44, closed)

I know...
I just didn't understand the problem either, and if the bed didn't get her in the mood, why didn't the racing car wallpaper?
(Pat_Gash, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:48, closed)

Baffling. Maybe she was scared of heights?
(DBS, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:50, closed)

I said
she could go on bottom, and my penis isn't that long. BOOM BOOM
(Pat_Gash, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:03, closed)

Clearly a lesbian.
Clearly.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:13, closed)

Oh, bravo, sir!

( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:19, closed)

clap clap clap

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 18:43, closed)