Nearly had my head blown off!
Reading a post earlier reminded me of this.

When I was around 12 years of age, I was over a mate’s house. Think it was over the summer holidays as both his parents was at work and we had the house to ourselves. So we were just mucking about watching TV playing music eating junk etc. Then we went up stairs in to his parents bedroom jumping on there bed just acting like arseholes basically. My friend then walked over to the wardrobe and reached up to grab something. He walked over to me have a look at this. It was a hand gun silver like the one you would see in the American cop shows back in the day. Now his father was a member of a gun club so he had licenses etc. Also used to keep a shot gun in and old grandfather clock which I found out later on. Anyway my mate held the gun to my head and said listen to the click. As he was about to pull the trigger her realised the gun was loaded and pulled the gun away from my head! I replied you fucking idiot you could have killed me! He said sorry didn’t think it was loaded oh anyway it’s loaded with blanks!
(Headsbollockskuntz, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:21, 5 replies)

I nearly got blown off once....
So close.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:29, closed)

you uter insenstive basterd i was once blown by a blanck
i think his name was mel
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:50, closed)

I was once blanked
when I asked for a blowie
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:53, closed)

Would still have blinded/deafened/deformed you.
:S
( 6821isnotmyPIN Bored cig., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:59, closed)

Hell, at close range blanks can still kill you
Just ask this guy
(oball needs Satan more than he needs me, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 2:25, closed)