Bedroom Disasters
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:14)
Meh 3
As a little boy I remember once when I got up to go to the toilet in the middle of the night.
As I passed my parent's bedroom I peeked in through the keyhole.
I watched for a moment, then continued on down the hallway, mumbling to myself, "Boy, and she gets mad at me for sucking my thumb"
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The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:46,
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is there an emoticon for 'aghast'?
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leviticus no longer likes the cut of your gib on, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:00,
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0-o
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The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:03,
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:-O
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TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:05,
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. .
^^
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@ @
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The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:09,
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An old but good joke
www.jokespalace.com/dirty-jokes/little-boy-joke/764/
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Vambo, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:11,
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The oldies are still the best.
Did you know my dog has no nose Vambo?
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The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:13,
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She shouldn't be sucking her thumb at her age.
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oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:28,
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Hahahahaha
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:04,
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Why did I imagine
That it was the father sucking his 'thumb'.
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speedevil, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:21,
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