Bedroom DisastersBig Girl's Blouse asks: Drug fuelled orgies ending in a pile of vomit? Accidental spillage of Chocolate Pudding looking like a dirty protest? Someone walking in on you doing something that isn't what it looks like?... Tell us about your Bedroom Disasters
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:14)
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Deep Heat back rub for the lady...and my wandering fingers....
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:53,
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I'm pretty sure I'd be single if I did that to Mrs Vagabond.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:57,
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She didn't mind when I did it Vag.(
The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:12,
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You couldn't score in a brothel, let alone with the likes of a classy lady like Mrs V.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:15,
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She's not that classy mate and she is so damn ugly that when she sits on a sand dune at the beach, the cats try to bury her.I have scored in brothels many a time...x
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The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:29,
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FAIL.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:33,
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urm vag a word if you like after they turn blue are you meant to keep them or hide them?
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:42,
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Yes.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:48,
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just thought that maybe you had er you know forgoton some thing important(
fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:59,
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No.I always bring it with me.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:02,
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Mum..?(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:50, closed)
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