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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:14)
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I heard it was a piece of waxed, knotted rope, and she shoved it up his arse then pulled it out, making him shit.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:40,
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^^^^^This*
*Rings a bell.
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The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:42,
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I've heard that one.(, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:43, closed)
It was barbed wire when they did it to me in prison.
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:34,
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Barbed wire?Tsk.
You were lucky.
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I heard it was tinselAnd he was a dog.
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Tinsel is a stupid name for a dogBut fuzzywuzzy was a woman...
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snee held his breath since, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:20,
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It's German.For 'tinsel'.
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I heard something similar in the late 80sExcept she'd curled one out on his chest and left before he awoke.
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