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Big Girl's Blouse asks: Drug fuelled orgies ending in a pile of vomit? Accidental spillage of Chocolate Pudding looking like a dirty protest? Someone walking in on you doing something that isn't what it looks like?... Tell us about your Bedroom Disasters

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:14)
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Whilst practicing the timpani in the buff, I managed to smack myself in the balls with the mallet.
That was my bare drum disaster.
(universalpsykopath loves what you've done with your hair., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 14:22, 19 replies)
This is more like it.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 14:22, closed)
I agree

(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 14:27, closed)
^^^^
What clagnut agreed with.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 14:48, closed)
Well, I tried it again, this time with a smaller, more manouverable Irish drum.
And that was my Bodhrán disaster.
(universalpsykopath loves what you've done with your hair., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 14:28, closed)
Just think, if it had been a snare drum it would have been your
Ba-dum disaster.
Tsh!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 14:31, closed)
Hey don't laugh at my pain!
It's no fun hitting yourself in the Bongos!
(universalpsykopath loves what you've done with your hair., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 14:32, closed)
I couldn't even find mine
I should've used a Tom Tom.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 14:33, closed)
It's a cymbal of your incompetence.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 14:33, closed)
At least I didn't snare my conga.

(universalpsykopath loves what you've done with your hair., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 14:37, closed)
Get on the floor, tom - you'll kick yourself.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 14:42, closed)
Get off your Hi-hat!

(universalpsykopath loves what you've done with your hair., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 14:53, closed)
Don't make me pull out my glockenspeil.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 14:58, closed)
Boy, don't make me Ride on you.

(universalpsykopath loves what you've done with your hair., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 15:01, closed)
Needs more cowbell

(square go, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 15:52, closed)
Needs more dead hookers.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 16:02, closed)
I throught this thread was strictly for precussion-based puns.
I guess I didn't castanet wide enough.
(universalpsykopath loves what you've done with your hair., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 16:24, closed)
I think this thread has gong on for far too long already.

(square go, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:38, closed)
Maybe you're right, I must admit, I'm really maraca-ing my brains to think of new ones.

(universalpsykopath loves what you've done with your hair., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:21, closed)
Yeah, I've got nothing. Call me a cabasa.
Fuck, sorry. That's shite.
(square go, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:46, closed)

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