Bedroom DisastersBig Girl's Blouse asks: Drug fuelled orgies ending in a pile of vomit? Accidental spillage of Chocolate Pudding looking like a dirty protest? Someone walking in on you doing something that isn't what it looks like?... Tell us about your Bedroom Disasters
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:14)
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Hey don't laugh at my pain!It's no fun hitting yourself in the Bongos!
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I couldn't even find mineI should've used a Tom Tom.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 14:33,
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It's a cymbal of your incompetence.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 14:33,
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At least I didn't snare my conga.(, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 14:37, closed)
Get on the floor, tom - you'll kick yourself.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 14:42,
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Get off your Hi-hat!(, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 14:53, closed)
Don't make me pull out my glockenspeil.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 14:58,
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Boy, don't make me Ride on you.(, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 15:01, closed)
Needs more cowbell(, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 15:52, closed)
Needs more dead hookers.(
The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 16:02,
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I throught this thread was strictly for precussion-based puns.I guess I didn't castanet wide enough.
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I think this thread has gong on for far too long already.(, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:38, closed)
Maybe you're right, I must admit, I'm really maraca-ing my brains to think of new ones.(, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:21, closed)
Yeah, I've got nothing. Call me a cabasa.Fuck, sorry. That's shite.
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