My friends older brother
has always had a different approach to getting what he wanted. One such example was the time he wanted a new wardrobe for his bedroom. He duly informed his mother who told him that the one he had was fine and that's that.

Later she went out shopping and on the way back to the house saw smoke rising from it. As she ran into the garden she found a triumphant child stood in front of his burning wardrobe. Apparently he smiled, and said "I need a new wardrobe".
( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:58, 5 replies)

Who stood him there?

(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:17, closed)

If that were my child, he'd have had to hang his clothes on the floor from then on.

(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 20:22, closed)

Yeah, kids hate that.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 20:24, closed)

Click!
Officelolz
(Galahad is out of his gourd on yellow bentines, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:23, closed)

A kid who wanted a new wardrobe probably would.

(Kyzia was here on, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 0:07, closed)