Arse face
I was Greyhounding round America in between university and work, and found myself in San Francisco late one evening with nowhere to stay. I bumped into a group of French students in a similar predicament and we decided to share a couple of rooms in a cheap hotel as a way of keeping costs down. So I ended up sleeping in a double bed with 'Pierre' who talked in his sleep and did the weird sleepy-arm thing, meaning I woke in the night with his arm round me and him mumbling french into my ear.

Meanwhile 'Michel' was on a mattress on the floor. In the morning he woke early and started to do naked yoga. The room was small & cramped so as I turned away from Pierre's mutterings I found myself face-to-face with Michel's arse, as he saluted the sun, or some such bollocks.
(Smale is stuffed, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 8:16, 8 replies)

when you say greyhounding around america
you mean dogging with the local fat people
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 8:21, closed)

Greyhounding
was one of the most disturbing experiences I've ever had. The proportion of mad people to sane people on the buses is very high. I'd chosen mostly overnight bus trips to avoid paying for accomodation so perhaps I got what I deserved. One particular night a passenger got up and delivered a 4 hour monologue on the perils of nuclear power. The driver seemed quite happy with this: maybe it kept him awake.

I never saw a weapon, and the drivers were very strict about now drugs or alcohol on board, but plenty of weird, smelly people, the occasional attempted rape and some of the strangest conversations I've ever had. Dogging with local fat people would have been positively boring in comparison.
(Smale is stuffed, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:44, closed)

Greyhounding

Gayhounding.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 8:40, closed)

This spectacular tumble out of the closet,
makes a nice change from all the noncery, this week.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 8:51, closed)

It would have been better
if it had been Pierrette and Michelle, but no such luck.
(Smale is stuffed, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:45, closed)

You like trannies, eh?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:50, closed)

"lucky pierre"

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:04, closed)

That's what I told him in the morning

(Smale is stuffed, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:45, closed)