Bedroom DisastersBig Girl's Blouse asks: Drug fuelled orgies ending in a pile of vomit? Accidental spillage of Chocolate Pudding looking like a dirty protest? Someone walking in on you doing something that isn't what it looks like?... Tell us about your Bedroom Disasters
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:14)
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I've never had that thing happen to mewhere your Mum walks in and catches you wanking. I've done it with the door open, wearing headphones...I even called out for her a few times. Can anyone tell me what I'm doing wrong?
(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:43, 9 replies)
She is busy crying in the kitchen. She doesn't understand why you repeatedly have to do it in her bedroom. She is scared and confused.
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She's round my house. Come here and have a wank instead.
I'll get the kettle on. How many sugars?
(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:17, closed)
You weirdousing a super-saturated sugar solution for anal lube.
Everyone else here uses crushed glass in chili oil.
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wakeupandsmellthebacon, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:24,
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She died from a massive heroin overdose& you spend each day applying make-up, dressing & sitting in the lap of her slowly-putrefying corpse, arranged in front of the tv in your sitting room. Yes?
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:56,
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“Would you like more tea mother he he hehehehe haha ha ha ha HA HA HAHAHAHA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHA HAHA HA HA HA HAHAH HA ha ha ha haha ha I’ll just put the kettle on”
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:40,
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"Master Bates no longer exists..."(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:13, closed)
You've all taken something beautifuland made it perverted. Or vice versa.
(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:01, closed)
Reason is...She can smell your cheesey, smeggy cock so she stays well out of sight of it. Oddly, she seems to like mine
(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 18:09, closed)
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