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Big Girl's Blouse asks: Drug fuelled orgies ending in a pile of vomit? Accidental spillage of Chocolate Pudding looking like a dirty protest? Someone walking in on you doing something that isn't what it looks like?... Tell us about your Bedroom Disasters

(, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:14)
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Disney underwear?
You took a child to bed?
(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:02, 2 replies)
There are women that actually wear dodgy knickers like that AB
Unfortunately your knowledge of the female body in general is distinctly lacking. *

*Wicca'd Witch doesn't count.
(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:05, closed)
They were of the Little Mermaid variety
Absolutely, her innocence was a playful illusion. I realised pretty quickly that I was the naive and inexperienced participant of that encounter.

We're still friends and occasionally share stories so can't elucidate, though I'm afraid our casual sexy times are a thing of the past as she has rightly met a chap she wants to settle down with.
(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:20, closed)
Hope you fucked her in the tail part.

(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:24, closed)
My ex had a full set of knickers, labelled Monday to Sunday.
I always felt uncomfortable if she had the wrong corresponding ones on.
(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:43, closed)
That is just wrong Pookie.

(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:47, closed)
Me or her?

(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:50, closed)
Her
Your OCD is normal for a B3tan.
(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:52, closed)
My perversion gland needs fixing.
When presented with the blank canvas conjured up by being told about your exes underwear... Why was the first thing I wondered if she had socks labelled with each day of the week too? Why!?
(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:07, closed)
Foot Fetish mate.
Quite common.
(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:24, closed)
I like mixing my Bonds Day of the Week socks up for a little bit of mindfuck fun.
Left foot is in Saturday, but right foot is way back in Wednesday.
My Reg Grundys are just plain manky. All of them.
(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:27, closed)
My scientific calculations estimate
That your Reg Grundys are somewhere around midnight Thursday and 1am Friday...
(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:53, closed)
@ that stage I'm lucky to be clothed
let alone compos mentis. If I've still got my grundies on then the night hasn't gone well...
But yes - slap[dash] bang in the middle. Manky as always.
(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:09, closed)
Hello upset blue name person.

(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:28, closed)
Hello Twiglet legs... x

(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:39, closed)
Hahahahaa

(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:01, closed)
Is Disney underwear any better than C&A?

(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:07, closed)
I think it depends
...On what kind of musical flourish/flashing mental imagery they provoke. If for you, C&A underwear prompts a steel drum melody and the image of a singing crab then I'd say they're about equal.

Otherwise...
(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:11, closed)
Not really
C&A underwear is for people who aren't sure which way they should put them on.
(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:09, closed)
TIL what C&A Knickers are.
I suspect that their flourish might be the sad trombone.
(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:51, closed)
I had to read that about 10 times
before I understood it
(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:54, closed)

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