Bedroom Disasters
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Disney underwear?
You took a child to bed?
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:02,
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There are women that actually wear dodgy knickers like that AB
Unfortunately your knowledge of the female body in general is distinctly lacking. *
*Wicca'd Witch doesn't count.
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The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:05,
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They were of the Little Mermaid variety
Absolutely, her innocence was a playful illusion. I realised pretty quickly that I was the naive and inexperienced participant of that encounter.
We're still friends and occasionally share stories so can't elucidate, though I'm afraid our casual sexy times are a thing of the past as she has rightly met a chap she wants to settle down with.
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BlinkingZeroes Has got 99 problems but 8-bit ain't one., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:20,
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Hope you fucked her in the tail part.
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Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:24,
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My ex had a full set of knickers, labelled Monday to Sunday.
I always felt uncomfortable if she had the wrong corresponding ones on.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:43,
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That is just wrong Pookie.
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The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:47,
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Me or her?
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:50,
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Her
Your OCD is normal for a B3tan.
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The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:52,
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My perversion gland needs fixing.
When presented with the blank canvas conjured up by being told about your exes underwear... Why was the first thing I wondered if she had socks labelled with each day of the week too? Why!?
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BlinkingZeroes Has got 99 problems but 8-bit ain't one., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:07,
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Foot Fetish mate.
Quite common.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:24,
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I like mixing my Bonds Day of the Week socks up for a little bit of mindfuck fun.
Left foot is in Saturday, but right foot is way back in Wednesday.
My Reg Grundys are just plain manky. All of them.
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Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:27,
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My scientific calculations estimate
That your Reg Grundys are somewhere around midnight Thursday and 1am Friday...
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BlinkingZeroes Has got 99 problems but 8-bit ain't one., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:53,
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@ that stage I'm lucky to be clothed
let alone compos mentis. If I've still got my
grundies on then the night hasn't gone well...
But yes - slap[dash] bang in the middle. Manky as always.
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Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:09,
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Hello upset blue name person.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:28,
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Hello Twiglet legs... x
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The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:39,
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Hahahahaa
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Trollman, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:01,
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Is Disney underwear any better than C&A?
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:07,
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I think it depends
...On what kind of musical flourish/flashing mental imagery they provoke. If for you, C&A underwear prompts a steel drum melody and the image of a singing crab then I'd say they're about equal.
Otherwise...
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BlinkingZeroes Has got 99 problems but 8-bit ain't one., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:11,
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Not really
C&A underwear is for people who aren't sure which way they should put them on.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:09,
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TIL what C&A Knickers are.
I suspect that their flourish might be the sad trombone.
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BlinkingZeroes Has got 99 problems but 8-bit ain't one., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:51,
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I had to read that about 10 times
before I understood it
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Smale is stuffed, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:54,
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