Out of the mouths of..
Single parent friend of mine dropped her 3 yr old sprog off at the traditional in attitude grandparents while she went to work. At some point in the day the dear child piped up with "I saw Fred coming out of mummy's bedroom this morning. Mummy doesn't know that I saw him but I did." Questions were asked at child collection time.
(jvz, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:07, 6 replies)

Not mine ...
Coworker's very young niece once remarked that and had been "playing on the bed".
(uncle_bud is not the jelly roll king., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:52, closed)

Who's Fred?

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 23:09, closed)

Was Fred bare?
No, I'm a frayed knot!
(the_icks has the sweet essence of giraffe, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 6:21, closed)

Of course he was bare
It's common knowledge that he's too sexy for his shirt (and in fact, so sexy it hurts).
(oball needs Satan more than he needs me, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 7:33, closed)

Right said Fred
Both of us together
One each end and steady as we go
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 6:39, closed)

Like you...
This story makes no fucking sense
(Nigella Pussycat picking baked-in hair from creme brulee, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:48, closed)