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Big Girl's Blouse asks: Drug fuelled orgies ending in a pile of vomit? Accidental spillage of Chocolate Pudding looking like a dirty protest? Someone walking in on you doing something that isn't what it looks like?... Tell us about your Bedroom Disasters

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:14)
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I thought it was.
Paid two pee
But only farted.

This is of course from way back when it only cost twopence to pay for a public toilet and not fucking thirty pence.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 9:59, 1 reply)
Prior to which, of course, it was a penny.
And hence your gran using the phrase "To go and spend a penny."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:03, closed)
Aw, I love old things.
And would you know why a cunt was known as a tuppence?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:19, closed)
Because your grandmother had two of them.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:22, closed)
My grandmother died of double-cunt, you insensitive cunt!

(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:24, closed)
I should be banned.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:50, closed)
Hahahahahahahahaha
Classic b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:05, closed)
Is that a good thing?

(ParaSitius is an Optimistic Pessimist, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:18, closed)
It depends where you're sitting.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:25, closed)
4th row back, aisle seat.

(ParaSitius is an Optimistic Pessimist, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:42, closed)
Oh.
Oh dear.

Then no. No it's not a good thing at all ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:46, closed)
Dang.

(ParaSitius is an Optimistic Pessimist, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 12:06, closed)
Piss up a tree, for free.*
*Boys only.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:32, closed)
Never been
out in Newcastle on a Saturday night?
(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:35, closed)
Ugh, no.
I'm not some sort of savage.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:37, closed)

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