I can't be the only one...
In the shower with new shower gel; smells like lemons, claims to be made of lemons, nope- tastes of soap. Ooh, smells like mint, claims to be made with a metric fuckton of mint, makes bollocks minty fresh; nope, tastes like soap again.
(madsporkmurderer, Thu 26 May 2011, 14:52, 8 replies)

you are, sorry
what do windows taste like?

lol
(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Thu 26 May 2011, 15:00, closed)

No, I imagine other children and mentals have done the same.

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 26 May 2011, 15:02, closed)

Have you tried fresh, white emulsion yet?
(Hint: it doesn't taste anything like fresh cream)
( ThisCaledonianClown has left it far too late, Thu 26 May 2011, 15:03, closed)

They actually write "Do Not Drink" on shower smoothies
But FYI, NSpa's hot butter body scrub actually tastes like toffee. In the same way that TCP can taste alright, but you wouldn't want to drink the stuff.
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 26 May 2011, 15:23, closed)

as a kid
sharing a bath ( as you do at 6 ) my mate jessica poured woodly green apple shampoo on a pumice stone, took a bite and swore it tasted lovely as she chewed it and swallowed.

i think she was fibbing
(a girl called harry, Thu 26 May 2011, 15:50, closed)

An ex girlfriend of mine had some "Hot Butter Toffee Fudge" bubble bath stuff. It smelt like hot butter toffee fudge.

It tasted of rape.
( gone, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:05, closed)

I *almost* tasted the Radox smoothies ones. They smell and look like smoothies. Pips and all.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:07, closed)

you are not the only one! original source shower gel is the best. xoxo
(I've got the clap has some cool sentence here, Sat 28 May 2011, 11:44, closed)