You know what Al, all the other shit fair enough, have your prattle about
but leave my mums death out of this. Just fucking leave that one alone, ok?
(nolongernuts, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:06, 1 reply)

You don't think that's got anything to do with the fact that you spend your time
making up fantasy lives on the internet?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:12, closed)

Want me to email you the death certificate and obituaries?
It was rogerthestarfish I made up as you full well know. The other stuff, be as vitriolic as you like, but leave my mum's death out of it you fucking cunt.
(nolongernuts, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:15, closed)

I'm not questioning the fact that she's passed away.
What I'm saying is that don't you think the fact that you appear to have some fairly massive unresolved issues regarding her passing might be the reason you a) have an eating disorder and b) invent fantasy lives on an internet forum.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:17, closed)

Hello mr internet shrink,
fact. Since she passed I've gone downhill, you can take the piss all you like out of the roger stuff, I don't fucking care, but quit fucking commenting on all my posts about my mum.

Don't see you doing it to rswipe, beckyletters, kennymartin etc, but they all mention their losses. Get it, you stupid, mean fuck?
(nolongernuts, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:21, closed)

Yes, but, unlike them, you're a loony.
In real life that's cause for sympathy; on the Internet you're a figure of fun. And justly so; it's like seeing someone screaming and wibbling in the street, rather than having to deal with someone you actually know.

Also, baked beans and cheese sounds vile and stringy.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:23, closed)

Just fucking leave my mums death alone
you stupid fucking cunt. Some things are just off limits.
(nolongernuts, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:29, closed)

Did she like Caramac bars? They sale caramac bars across the road now.
I thought they stopped selling them but was pleasently supprised to find they are still around.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:34, closed)

Did your dad like them?
How long's he been dead?
don't see Al taking the piss here......
(nolongernuts, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:50, closed)

No, he liked dark chocolate, loved a bit of Bournevile, but you can get that anywhere.
4 years, give or take a week or so.

I think Bournvile is a man's chocolate and Caramac is a women's 'chocolate', I use the word 'chocolate' in a lose sense because there is no chocolate in it. My friend's girlfriend is alergic but can have Carmac.

I was sad that my Dad died but am pleased that I can buy Caramac, so it's all give and take.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:30, closed)

Indeed!
Baked beans are just wrong.
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:19, closed)

i can see this little tiff is going to run for a while

( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 27 May 2011, 19:30, closed)

I doubt it.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 May 2011, 19:59, closed)