Pesto Cheese Fat.
When I can be arsed, I make my own burgers, whereupon I experiment a bit. Sticking cheese inside the burger, for example, is a tried and tested way to make them more delicious.

Once, I decided to stick some pesto in there, to see what would happen. Being a cheapskate, I usually buy cheap mince, and so when I make burgers, they have a lot of fatty residue after cooking.

The pesto burgers were no different. This time, however, the fat had mixed in with pesto run-off and melted cheese from the burgers. After fishing the patties out, I, in a fucking insane moment of impulse, tried a bit.

And fucking hell it was delicious. I couldn't help myself: I cleaned off the lot.

It was one of the worst things I've ever done, let alone eaten, and it probably took a few years off my life. To this day I feel shame over it.

But goddamn it was tasty.

To understand why this was the worst thing I've ever eaten, and why I should be ashamed I took a picture. Keep vomit bags at the ready before clicking.

I don't expect you to understand why I felt compelled to eat...that. I don't even understand it myself...
( Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:06, 9 replies)

bit sick came up there`
the warning isnt extreme enough for a morning...
(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:15, closed)

My Dad would've 'ad that on a butty
and my father-in-law would've added brown sauce, the old hedonist.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:20, closed)

That looks lovely.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:22, closed)

Mmmm
I can imagine getting some french bread, dipping it in that, and then grilling some mozzarella over it.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:26, closed)

Yup.
I think I'm sorted for what'll be dinner now.
( Fronds are waving gently on, Sat 28 May 2011, 18:37, closed)

I don't judge you.
It sounds bloody marvellous.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:17, closed)

hmmm.....
i'll give that one a go!
(Lip Up Fatty Fatty Reggae still loves BBQ food on, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:33, closed)

MMMMMMMM
nah, i'd eat the hell out of that. And not just because I'm dead hungry right now.
(Ryuken-Kai, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:37, closed)

You monster. You fucking monster.

I don't feel so well...
(robbersdog, Fri 27 May 2011, 23:36, closed)