I have three rules of food.

1. My food must not hurt me. This mainly concerns things like 100 million scoville Guatemalan insanity peppers.

2. I don’t like Sprouts. In fact nobody really likes Sprouts. There are those people who are all like “yeah I really really love Sprouts”, but they’re just lying to look all cool, hard and different. No-one actually likes Sprouts.

3. Celery and Cottage Cheese are woman’s food. There are the occasional men who claim to enjoy Celery and / or Cottage cheese, but these aren’t in fact men. They’re undercover butch lesbians, Fatimah Whitbread or living a lie.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 27 May 2011, 18:20, 19 replies)

Sprouts
cook em with plenty of butter, chestnuts and bacon and they're not half bad.


could mostly be to do with the bacon though.
( pixel_fucker is going to need a bigger brush, Fri 27 May 2011, 18:31, closed)

Or you could stop kidding yourself and just eat the bacon in a sandwich with brown sauce.
(Big D, Fri 27 May 2011, 20:25, closed)

Definitely the bacon

(gearanach #wankwankwank, Sat 28 May 2011, 21:46, closed)

Celery is a decent replacement for onions in a pinch
as long as you fry fuck out of it, like you would an onion.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Fri 27 May 2011, 19:13, closed)

Yeah. There are only three differences between onion and celery: the texture, the smell and the taste.
FFS
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 27 May 2011, 19:25, closed)

you missed out gayness

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 27 May 2011, 19:34, closed)

Gayness.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 27 May 2011, 19:36, closed)

And the shape.

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Fri 27 May 2011, 21:16, closed)

i love sprouts, me.
celery, however, is the devil's cock.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 27 May 2011, 19:48, closed)

You're sooooooo cool, hard and different

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 27 May 2011, 20:00, closed)

Sprouts exist purely and simply for one reason.
To allow women a socially acceptable way to torment their children.
(Big D, Fri 27 May 2011, 20:24, closed)

Man I love celery
but then I've always suspected I was a lesbian trapped in a man's body
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 May 2011, 20:39, closed)

I love sprouts
Specially when eaten with sage and onion stuffing.
The after effects a couple hours later are great for clearing away hanger on house guests
and i'm not hard I just like brassicas
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sat 28 May 2011, 0:34, closed)

Nevertheless
I *do* like sprouts.
(An Alien sneezed on Bill Oddies binoculars, Sat 28 May 2011, 0:45, closed)

no *you* don't

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sat 28 May 2011, 12:17, closed)

Celery is vile.
(Freakmandu, Sat 28 May 2011, 8:47, closed)

No, no
it's fucking way worse than that.
( His Popiness the Hole Invaded Poland on, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:11, closed)

How dare you...
...say that Celery and Cottage Cheese are woman’s food. The mere thought of them makes me gag. These foul substances are for diet freaks who have forgotten what real food tastes like and probably mix them with their protein shakes for a yummy breakfast.
(Nightviolet, Tue 31 May 2011, 0:24, closed)

I Like Sprouts
To be honest I reckon most people like sprouts, there is nothing really offensive about them flavour/texture wise.

I find that lots of people say that they don't like them to make themselves appear cool and interesting.
(superkitty is neither super nor a kitty, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:14, closed)