On the same note as Bathory
Salmiakki is a foul, foul "sweet". It is basically a salty liquorice and tastes as bad as it sounds.
( clockworkrat has nice pants, Fri 27 May 2011, 19:59, 9 replies)

It's got amonia salts in it. Very fucking disgusting.

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 27 May 2011, 20:03, closed)

Salt liquorice is fucking awesome.
You pansy-mouthed limpwrist.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 27 May 2011, 20:09, closed)

^ this ^
In spadefuls.
(Sir Itchalot has a very self-referential signature, Fri 27 May 2011, 21:29, closed)

liquorice
Hard ball of salty liquorice about the size of a gumball coated in sugar. Once you get past the sugar the full salty spicy goodness hits. Omnomnom.

Though you can forget about tasting anything else for the rest of the day after more than half a dozen...
(Singularity was tiny but amazingly dense on, Fri 27 May 2011, 22:59, closed)

Some finish mates gave me Salmiakki dissolved in Vodka
they could have saved themselves a lot of effort and expenses and given me a bottle of Toilet Duck.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 27 May 2011, 20:35, closed)

Once you get past the weirdness
then they are actually quite moreish
(Bitter and Twisted, Fri 27 May 2011, 20:50, closed)

When there are plenty of sweets that already taste nice
I'm not going to try and cram those little mermaid shits down my throat.

Salt-water taffy is just about bearable however.
( clockworkrat has nice pants, Fri 27 May 2011, 21:33, closed)

I love salt-liquorice.
Kvikk Lunsj med havssalt is almost as good also.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Fri 27 May 2011, 21:13, closed)

shalmeryarkkie
really hot salmijakke infused with vodka...
Dialogue goes like this...
'eurrggggh this is rank....' Gulp 'I don't know how you can drink this...' gulp 'Its fucking awful...' gulp ' Bit moreish though....' gulp 'lets have another.....' gulp ' yes it is a bit addictive...' gulp ' We should stop drinking this...' gulp 'Yes it is foul...' gulp 'Better have another one to make sure.'Gulp.. ' Alright lads... I am now chronically addicted to this rancid hot syrup.. I hope you're proud of yourself... I now have withdrawl symptoms.. And although I don't know it yet I will have the jappy crappies tomorrow and they will be pink. Nice one ass clowns. Any left? '
(bangthedrum, Sun 29 May 2011, 9:30, closed)