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Pinckas Ben Nochkan says: Tell us tales of student kitchen disasters and stories of dining decadence. B3ta Mods say: "Minge" does not a funny answer make

(, Thu 26 May 2011, 14:09)
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If anybody would like to brag about having been "abroad" and tasted "forrin" food could they please sign below.
It will save a lot of space.

We don't live in the 1950s.
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 9:40, 15 replies)
There's no need to go abroad.
We've got everything we need right here.
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 9:46, closed)
If mince and onions was good enough for Jesus then it's good enough for me.

(, Tue 31 May 2011, 9:53, closed)
The best food I've ever eaten
was some staple, boring food of any country other my own eaten in the sunshine on holiday.
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 10:16, closed)
It tasted soooooo good
even thought it was just some chopped tomatoes and olive oil on a pitta, served in an ashtray.
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 10:17, closed)
The worst food I've ever eaten
was part of a sea creature served on an island that is world famous for the quality of its seafood but OMG I totally didn't recognise which bit of the sea creature it was and I practically vomitted all over the inscrutable face of Hosuto-san.
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 10:30, closed)
So your story is
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 10:47, closed)
My story is "Change the record, you dull prick."

(, Tue 31 May 2011, 12:54, closed)
No. Actually it hasn't been.
Neither has it been anything of substance, just pointless criticism.
Here we are.
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:31, closed)
I tell you what, you dull prick.
If whatever dreary prick story you've told this week ends up on the 'best of' page then I'll admit that the best thing I ever ate was a big slice of humble pie.

But given that I'm on there considerably more often than you are, you tedious prick, it might be safer for you to just back away quietly with your bland little tale between your boring bandy legs.

Or you could just pop my name in your signature to show what a cute little puppy dog you are.
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:44, closed)

(, Tue 31 May 2011, 12:10, closed)
But what if the furrin food is furrin in the furrin place what you ate it in?
Anyhow, since you love cheese so much, have you managed to eat any of that Sicilian stuff with worms in it?
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 18:25, closed)
I've eaten pizza in China and chinese in Italy. What a cunt.
And that sardinian fly cheese is just macho wank pretending to be traditional. The full-on maggoty rot apparently only dates back to the eighties. I've eaten the french equivalent that isn' wriggling while you eat it.
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:03, closed)
Damn, the worms look tasty.
Shame they're only a tourist attraction.
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:18, closed)
The worms are probably fine
but they're swimming around in fermenting worm shit.
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:38, closed)

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