Ultimate Chocolate Fix
It was late, I was hormonal, the shops were shut. I medically needed chocolate.

I scoured my cupboards. I had, amongst other things coconut milk in a can, vanilla sugar and custard powder. This turned into the most calorific coconut custard I have ever had, and the chocolaty thing that sated the chocolate craving really quickly.

Worst thing I ate was at my pal's parent's house. I was round for lunch, and being a vegetarian, they had got something special in for me. A fake meat cutlett that they topped with some sort of chunky pasta sauce. VERY salty for some reason. I ate it, I went home. I drank a LOT of water.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:25, 6 replies)

Awees, did the nasty meaters make you eat the nasty salties?
Your poor wickle belly!
It's not as if they went out of their way to make a meal for a hypocritical cunt who happened to be unable to deal with a little salt or anything, is it?
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:48, closed)

You sir
are being quite nasty. And I find it entirely uncalled for.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:44, closed)

I support this meat flavoured post

( jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 2:09, closed)

salt is obviously not a meat there fore
they are quite correct in giving you a large portion of it to go with your meat inspired vaginatarian main dish thus depriving them of there own portion of non meaty salt just to make you feel happy and at home at the dinner table
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:56, closed)

Haha! Try living in an ice age, veggie! Saber-tooth too 'salty' for you? eh? Vegetables have feelings too.
Think of the cabbages.
( SigmaX0 Dear Die Hard. You rock!, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:19, closed)

yes think of the cabbages
looking all helpless and hopeless with the toungues stuck to the window
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:37, closed)