omg
wen i was 14 i got totally wasted on cider n havent bin able 2 touch it since lol
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:16, 6 replies)

LOL

( Victor Meldrew, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:22, closed)

ppfff light weight
when i was 14 i once drunk a whole bottle of lucozade and the followed it with a chaser of sherbert dip
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:31, closed)

i drank some coke and ate a mentos just after
stomach exploded, killing me and everyone in a 2 mile radius

true story
(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:55, closed)

wat r these commets mean lol x

(SonoraAeroClub "OH SWEET HELEN OF BALLS!", Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:01, closed)

Pernod & Black. When I was a teenager, there were purple vomit stains around pubs all over the city. Dont see it now, what with all this cheap cider around.
(Freakmandu, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:18, closed)

I suppose it may be my alcoholism.
I don't have any drink which I cannot drink due to some past experience.
Same's true with food also, now I think of it -- why can't people get over one bad experience?
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:25, closed)