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My best birthday so far was my 30th, when I held a Polish Bear Hunting evening in some woods - everyone dressed up in hunting gear, ate a Polish hunting stew round a big fire and then, armed with torches, ran out to find the foil-wrapped chocolate bears I'd hidden in the trees.

My worst so far was my first at university - my birthday was the first official day of term, so I thought there'd be loads of people there to have fun with. No, Cambridge is so posh nobody actually turns up on the first night. I got very drunk with the barman.

What extremes of birthdays have you had?

(, Fri 9 Dec 2005, 11:07)
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I spent my 18th birthday at my girlfriend's house, curled up on the sofa, snogging.

Unfortunately we decide to turn the TV on just in time to catch the football results, and the news that my beloved team had just been relegated to Division 2.

Right on cue, the door opens and in walks the girlfriend's brother, points at the TV, then at me, and goes 'BAHAHAHAHAHAH! HAHAHAHAHAH!' until he runs out of breath.

Apologies for length, but I bet nobody else has had 11 people go down on them on their 18th birthday.
(, Fri 9 Dec 2005, 16:27, Reply)

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