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Amorous Badger says: "I once humorously suggested that someone had been internet-stalking a Big Brother contestant. They concluded that I was threatening them. What's the oddest misunderstanding you've been involved in?"

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:48)
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I once laughed at someone on the internet.
He seemed to think this justified looking up my personal details and contacting my employer. Weirdly, someone agreed with him and suggested he hadn't gone far enough, claiming violent retribution was appropriate.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:54, 34 replies)
you laughed at someone on the internet
sounds like you probably did a bit more than laugh..?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:56, closed)
Alright, I might have had a cheeky wank as well.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:59, closed)
Masturbating while dressed as a slab-faced romanian tranny in gold underpants?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:04, closed)
What do you mean 'dressed as'?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:09, closed)
by laughing you mean mentioning their real name, repeatedly?

(I helped save b3ta! rofl harris, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:59, closed)
His real name was Nob Fartbelm?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:00, closed)
I thought it was Sob Carehome.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:02, closed)
I can't imagine Steve would do something like that.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:01, closed)
Not at all Sam, that would be inexcusable.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:02, closed)
I'm terrible sorry Susan, I stand corrected

(I helped save b3ta! rofl harris, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:03, closed)
Steve is only Susan at the weekend.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:08, closed)
I doubt Neil, Paul, Jonathan, Kevin, Paul, Rob, Claire, or Dave would use real names either.
Seems a bit dodgy.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:07, closed)
My name is Albert.

(I helped save b3ta! Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:10, closed)
Pleased to meet you, Albert.
I hope this doesn't turn out to be a lie.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:11, closed)
You want the truth, Sam?
You can't handle the truth.
(I helped save b3ta! Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:16, closed)
I'd watch who I commented with here if ai was you
It's only a few steps from polite greetings to cyber raping with clampet arsefellow
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 8:42, closed)
my name is Andy
and i'm a pieaholic
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 17:14, closed)
Up yours, nignog

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 16:30, closed)
Attention whoring.
Level: Kanye West +
(username failed moderation, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 15:36, closed)
i need a summary please.
i was up to the bit where he logged in as misery mcfucktard and whined some more. what happened next? is he banned?
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 15:43, closed)
The mods came along again & commented on his whining
b3ta.com/questions/celebencounters3/post2167195
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 15:45, closed)
'Stepping the ones that crossed the line, ignoring the ones that didn't.'
I must try harder. I obviously didn't cross the line.

At least I've got something to aim for now...
(I helped save b3ta! Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 15:51, closed)
Is the line clearly marked?
I suspect that the line is a lie.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 15:58, closed)
it's ok, i used my l33t haxx0r skills and saw it.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 16:01, closed)
I once laughed on the internet too
but somehow I don't think it'll happen again this week.
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 15:48, closed)
Grats on slaying all your foes

(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 11:02, closed)
yer man C*rp*Cypr*n*dae needs an intervention, he's almost as internet-violent as legendary hardman Jahled

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 19:29, closed)

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