Bizarre leaps of logic
Amorous Badger says: "I once humorously suggested that someone had been internet-stalking a Big Brother contestant. They concluded that I was threatening them. What's the oddest misunderstanding you've been involved in?"
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:48)
My (now ex) wife & I decided to get some garden storage
she thought I'd ordered one of these:
![](http://www.b3tards.com/u/29bec66eec806c644cfb/079.jpg)
When I had actually ordered one of these:
![](http://www.b3tards.com/u/29bec66eec806c644cfb/080.jpg)
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:08,
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Did this balance out the fact she expected you to have a penis and you only have a flabby nubbin?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:10,
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MODS!
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:10,
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The joke is on you though as she still has it in the garden of the house she kicked you out of.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:10,
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Yes. Could be worse though, she could have knocked it down or painted it pink.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:12,
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need more shed
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:13,
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Someone should write a book about this.
I'm sure we'd all love to hear about it.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:16,
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It looks like some scousers have nicked its wheels
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:35,
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Those breeze blocks are well sexy.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:58,
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It originally had wheels, but he left it unattended for a few hours and.....
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 23:47,
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