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Amorous Badger says: "I once humorously suggested that someone had been internet-stalking a Big Brother contestant. They concluded that I was threatening them. What's the oddest misunderstanding you've been involved in?"

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:48)
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I was having a heated discussion with my wife the other day (for info she’s a lecturer in sociology and the sexes).

We were discussing a recent study which purportedly claimed that men with light or fair pubic hair generally had larger penises, particularly the tips. This was explicitly true for Australasian, Caucasian men.

I of course thought this was utter bullshit and that she was perhaps having a dig at my own manhood, me not being blonde in the slightest.

Anyway she pulled up the report, which was actually published in the British Medical Society’s November newsletter.

Much to my shame, I had to admit that indeed I was wrong and that I was clearly no Schlong Fair Helm.
(Deskbound You insignificant speck of dust, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 15:00, 16 replies)
*throws popcorn*

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 15:03, closed)
Bravo!

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 15:08, closed)
GET OFF THE STAGE!

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 15:11, closed)
You can't
Hurt me online. You just can't ok...
(Deskbound You insignificant speck of dust, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 15:12, closed)
clickin dis

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 15:14, closed)
'Knob', surely?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 15:24, closed)
Yep
Good point.
(Deskbound You insignificant speck of dust, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 15:26, closed)
You've ruined everything.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 16:44, closed)
I can attest to the fact that gingers do have larger cocks than other hair types.
In my academic studies on penis size I have found Interpupilliary Distance (IPD or PD) a very good measure. I have a measurement of 78 (much much less than 1% of white adult males would have this sort of measurement) and as mentioned in the past a big cock to go with my big feet (UK 12). A bizarre leap of logic, I think not. So, think on.

Oh, that Rob. tut.
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 16:07, closed)
78 what?
See me after class.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 16:25, closed)
I've got size 13 feet and my cock is puny.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 16:42, closed)
What is your IPD? If it is about 55 then you have sub-continent cock.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 18:59, closed)
78? Are you boss eyed or have you got a fucking massive head?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 16:49, closed)
No. He's got a single by Frank Sinatra.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 12 Dec 2013, 17:13, closed)
Massive heed - it has it own fucking satellites

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 19:00, closed)
Alright Friz.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 0:08, closed)

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