Bizarre leaps of logic
Amorous Badger says: "I once humorously suggested that someone had been internet-stalking a Big Brother contestant. They concluded that I was threatening them. What's the oddest misunderstanding you've been involved in?"
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:48)
Can we abandon this one like we did with racist grandparents and switch it for toilet disasters instead?
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 18:56,
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Well, here are some:
www.oddee.com/item_97852.aspx
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 19:05,
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My granny once shagged a brown man in the toilets of M&S in Wigan.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 19:11,
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Is your cunt a big un?
I beg your pardon!?
I said, Are you from Wigan.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 19:24,
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Wigan rhymes with rigging.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 19:43,
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Ryhmes with bigun where arm fri
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 20:31,
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My mother once pissed on an electrified fence in a field.
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TIMBIonline available for any passing drunk sailor, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 13:58,
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It gets better
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 19:12,
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One about sheds would be good.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 19:36,
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My granny once shagged a brown man in a shed in B&Q in Wigan.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 19:42,
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The guy without a bumhole already won that one.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 20:36,
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