Binmen
When I was but a young Bearcat I wanted to be a Binman (refuse collector to those across the pond).

I reasoned that they only worked one day a week leaving me plenty of time to do more fun things.
(Bearcat, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:01, 5 replies)

Fuckers only work one day a fortnight round here.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:24, closed)

Remember to put your bins out.
On the relevant day.
( brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:30, closed)

At this point I should warn people to "stay about my bins"

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:57, closed)

hey should be staying about FROM them, not just about them. That's exactly what you don't want.
There's your QOTW contribution, right there.
( Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 0:16, closed)

I got sick of all the stinking rubbish sitting around for two weeks
and not being able to just throw stuff the fuck away without have to do manual labour, picking through and separating the refuse like an african child on a Kenyan rubbish dump.

So I signed up to a private service where they give you a big yellow bin and you chuck everything in it, like the good old days.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:18, closed)