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Amorous Badger says: "I once humorously suggested that someone had been internet-stalking a Big Brother contestant. They concluded that I was threatening them. What's the oddest misunderstanding you've been involved in?"

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:48)
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So I was reading Euclid's Elements in the bath
and noticed that my penis formed an equilateral triangle with the lower part of my torso. Long story short I pissed in my own mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:48, 17 replies)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:15, closed)
Wait, you've got a triangular cock?
Is it like a white chocolate toblerone?
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:41, closed)
Ridged?

(I helped save b3ta! gone, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:52, closed)
Letters halfway down the column?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:57, closed)
Makes me vomit as soon as it's in my mouth?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:14, closed)
Everybody loves vomit.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 16:37, closed)
No. It's roughly circular in cross section. It just has a sixty degree kink half way along its length.
Like all normal men.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:58, closed)
Also ... if yours is the colour of white chocolate you should prolly get your circulation checked out.
Or loosen the cock ring.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:59, closed)
Look I'm just naturally pale alright?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:13, closed)
Natural? Shit. I thought you were doing tweenage vampire cosplay.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 16:37, closed)
Fuck off, I don't sparkle.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 16:38, closed)
christ, you're such a prick

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:04, closed)
I must say that I enjoyed the juxtaposition of the highbrow and the lowbrow, here.
Even if the whole "pissed in my own mouth" thing is the shittest meme on b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 16:09, closed)
Oh god please don't tell my oboe boss that I recycled a shit joke.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 16:36, closed)
*exposes self*

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 20:29, closed)
it's no "I was wanking with headphones on and my mum left me a cup of tea on the bedside table", that's for sure

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 15:28, closed)
but i don't even like tea

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 13:30, closed)

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