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Amorous Badger says: "I once humorously suggested that someone had been internet-stalking a Big Brother contestant. They concluded that I was threatening them. What's the oddest misunderstanding you've been involved in?"

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:48)
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So I was reading Euclid's Elements in the bath
and noticed that my penis formed an equilateral triangle with the lower part of my torso. Long story short I pissed in my own mouth.
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:48, 17 replies)
Yes

(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:15, closed)
Wait, you've got a triangular cock?
Is it like a white chocolate toblerone?
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:41, closed)
Ridged?

(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:52, closed)
Letters halfway down the column?

(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:57, closed)
Makes me vomit as soon as it's in my mouth?

(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:14, closed)
Everybody loves vomit.
/ac
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 16:37, closed)
No. It's roughly circular in cross section. It just has a sixty degree kink half way along its length.
Like all normal men.
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:58, closed)
Also ... if yours is the colour of white chocolate you should prolly get your circulation checked out.
Or loosen the cock ring.
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:59, closed)
Look I'm just naturally pale alright?

(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:13, closed)
Natural? Shit. I thought you were doing tweenage vampire cosplay.

(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 16:37, closed)
Fuck off, I don't sparkle.

(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 16:38, closed)
christ, you're such a prick

(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:04, closed)
I must say that I enjoyed the juxtaposition of the highbrow and the lowbrow, here.
Even if the whole "pissed in my own mouth" thing is the shittest meme on b3ta.
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 16:09, closed)
Oh god please don't tell my oboe boss that I recycled a shit joke.

(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 16:36, closed)
*exposes self*

(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 20:29, closed)
it's no "I was wanking with headphones on and my mum left me a cup of tea on the bedside table", that's for sure

(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 15:28, closed)
but i don't even like tea

(, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 13:30, closed)

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