Bizarre leaps of logic
Amorous Badger says: "I once humorously suggested that someone had been internet-stalking a Big Brother contestant. They concluded that I was threatening them. What's the oddest misunderstanding you've been involved in?"
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Christmas Cracker Jokes
Me: What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Nicole: Stupid?
Me: No.. ok I'll give you a clue - if you go the wrong way you are...?
Nicole: Napoleon?
Me: Explain...
Nicole: Well he went the wrong way and got fucked by the Russians
Couldn't fault the logic
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khatula, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 3:46,
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Never mind that, what do
you call a fucking penguin in the desert?
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username failed moderation, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 9:41,
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Napoleon!
Can't you read?
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 9:43,
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Black and white and red all over
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:29,
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A chicken that's got to the other side
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:29,
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Cliff
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:30,
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Anything you like, he won't hear you, unless you're in the desert as well and within range of his quite poor sense of hearing
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:34,
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Terrible!
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sunny_jimbob, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 12:01,
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Lost.
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 12:20,
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Dead from sunstroke
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 13:28,
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Lost..
..yes really
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khatula, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 22:52,
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You call stuj
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Pig Bodine., Tue 17 Dec 2013, 0:22,
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I said 'fucking penguin'
not 'fucking a pengiun'
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username failed moderation, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 8:28,
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papa?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 9:51,
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Flossie ?!?
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moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 10:33,
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Technically the Antarctic IS a desert. So all penguins live in the desert.
so ner.
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moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 10:36,
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Geek.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:11,
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I will hunt you
down and kill you.
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username failed moderation, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 12:57,
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Humboldt penguin is the punchline.
Live by a desert in Peru.
True fact.
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ParaSitius is an Optimistic Pessimist, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 12:52,
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Lies
all lies
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khatula, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 0:33,
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